Gorilla Suit on a Stick
It was a hoax, and Biscardi had to go shooting off his mouth before he figured it out. If I was a little more cynical, I wouldn’t be disappointed at all. But then, I’d like myself even less.
Could it be?
Bigfoot and el chupacabra both in the same week … I don’t believe it’s the real goat-sucker, but I’m hopeful (and potentially horrified) about the results we may see from a full investigation and autopsy of the Bigfoot corpse found yesterday. Tom Biscardi strikes me as kind of a sleaze, so I shudder at the possible disappointments and disgustitations, while at the same time I dread the possibility of hearing nothing at all, of the entire matter being spun under the rug by the government. More than anything, I want to believe the world is more wonderful and savage and magical than it appears on the surface. I also want Bigfoot’s death to be anything but homicide.
